omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

aelulah:

tip: never say this to a girl, she will slaughter u

lil-felonyy:

IM DEAD

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

spaece:

more here 

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She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again.There is no better taste than this: someone else’s laughter in your mouth. —Forever by Maggie Stiefvater - parachute3s (via perfect)

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

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